It's Been a Long Time...

So anyways, my soul has been officially SUCKED by that OTHER social network of hundreds of "friends" and immediate gratification, where EVERYONE has to see what you say on their homepages (unless, of course, they've chosen to "hide" your posts, which, I suspect has happened to me with more than a few "friends")

Let's face it: A true narcissist doesn't want to wait around for several days for his friends to take notice of what he has to say.

HE WANTS IT NOW!!!!
However, much to my chagrin, I have discovered that not only has my soul been sucked, but so has my creativity and, with it, my brain.

I mean, when your interaction is dumbed down to "quizzes", obscure movie quotes and unintelligible quips designed to defend yourself about how you are really NOT gay, you know your narcissism has reached its apex.

So yes, world, I'm gonna start blogging again, because I want to regain what small degree of intelligence and creativity I once possessed (even though my "fanbase" here is no longer, and it's a very real possibility that NOBODY will actually read this post - ever)

Besides, nobody likes me over there anyway.