THE BLOGMASTER

Okay. I'm running a big risk with this post. Have you ever commented on someone's post only to have it removed by the "blog administrator?"

And then you wonder, "what did I say that was SO offensive?", or "It wasn't THAT politically incorrect.", or "What a DOUCHE! The @$&*$% blogmaster deleted my comment,!" or "I do really love chili fries."?

Well, wonder no more.

HERE HE IS - THE MYSTERIOUS BLOGMASTER.

I know I run the risk of being banned from the blogosphere for life, but I figure I'm doing everyone a favor by exposing the little weenie.

I've always wanted to be punished for my beliefs. For example, in junior high pre algebra class, I believed very strongly that I should have the right to beat the face in of the guy sitting next to me, who took my pencil FOR THE LAST TIME, Charlie Tingstrom. Charlie, if you're out there, I'm sor...

...No wait. I'm not sorry, you bastard.

But I'm sure you're a really nice, successful family man now.

Where was I?

Oh yes, the blogmaster. Douche Man himself. His name is...

You know, he really IS a douche. He seems to delete a lot of Mom's comments. Now, I know that Mom really digs that off-color stuff. She really loves to push the envelope of common decency, but IMHO, she never goes over the top.

Yet her comments are often deleted by the MAN for "no good reason", she insists.

So Mr. Blogman, you like to pick on elderly women, eh? I'm really losing it over this. I need to hit something...

...There. That's better...

I hope we didn't need that...

So anyways, his name is Amferny. Yes, Am-fer-ny.

Amferny Takahashi.

He's half Caucasian, half African American, and his dad is Japanese (this is according to his bio, but something tells me it's probably false).

There. Now you're exposed, Amferny. You had to know it was coming. May the millions of disgruntled bloggers who's comments you delete rise up and dethrone your sorry butt. No one person should have that much power.

This may be my last post ever, world. So I bid you adieu.